Worst Name

Subject: Re: Worst name ever
From: ‘Rick B.’
Newsgroups: alt.fan.cecil-adams
Elle Emenohpea wrote:

I shit you not. The poor kid’s real honest to goodness name on the
birth certificate is Satin Sheets. No middle name.

Does this kid have any career options short of porn star or
exotic dancer?

I predict she’ll get married as soon as legally possible. She won’t care
if she has to divorce him in three months, just so she can change the
Sheets.