Underware

Subject: Re: Paging - redundant Mr Swilson
From: swt
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Organization: Tendrils

dogsnus wrote

[…]

A handwritten sign at a local BP station bathroom door in
Mandeville, at the corner of US59 and Harrison Blvd.:

Ladies, please do NOT leave your underware lying around the
bathroom!

This program is UNDERWARE. If you continue to use it for more than 30 days, please send panties to the following address.