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Subject: Re: Getting old.
From: "RogueXV"
Newsgroups: soc.culture.irish, alt.folklore.computers

"Chris Hedley" wrote:

A short whinge…

I’m worried that something weird’s happening to me. Maybe it’s old
age, since I’m now the wrong side of 35, maybe it’s a subliminal side-
effect of living in Oxford. I’m off to see a Shakespeare play tonight,
I find that more often than not the radio’s tuned into Classic FM, I
even own the full 20 volume OED. Hell, I can even remember how to
use a pen, even if it is a biro. I’m a subscriber to the Folio Society
and increasingly I find that cheap fizzy lager is being eschewed in
favour of quality bottled beers and fine Irish whiskeys. I’ve just
eaten a bloody salad. I find I’m tentatively hanging on to bawdy
youth by still listening to the Macc Lads occasionally, but I fear
it’s a losing battle. Rather than drive everywhere and get irate
with other drivers I walk "to stay healthy." Don’t even talk to me
about wireless telephones or today’s popular "yoof" scene, whatever
one of those looks like.

I am now Old.

Chris, not to worry you’re not old, you’ve simply grown up. You are now mature and cultured with an eye for the finer things in life.
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You old folks are so gullible sometimes.