Subject: Re: Would you be a good god?
From: Ross Smith
Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.composition
Warrick M. Locke wrote:
Which reminds me – I severely irritated my co-worker, as follows.
God walked in the Garden with Adam and Eve, directly.
He spoke in his own person to Abraham, Moses, and the patriarchs.
When it came to the Christians, He didn’t come Himself, but sent His
Son, which as all good feudalists know is almost as good.Mohammed only got a senior staffer, who announced that there
would be no further prophets.And sure enough, Joseph Smith got a memo…
Presumably the next guy will just get a quick TXT at lunchtime…
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