Subject: Re: Marlboro, Mass., sleep well. Your town fathers are on duty.
From: Ed Dravecky III
Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.fandom
Doug Berry wrote:
Doug Wickstrom wrote thusly:
It is unlawful to detonate a nuclear device within the limits
of Marlboro, Massachusetts.AFAIK, it is illegal to possess, transport, or detonate a nuclear
device in Davis, California. Each violation is a $50 ticket.
Now that would make for an interesting episode of ‘COPS’…
Police officer: ‘Sir, please put down the nuclear device and step
away from the vehicle.’
Unshaven white guy wearing a sleeveless ‘wifebeater’ t-shirt at
the wheel of Camaro (holding a beer in one hand and an CXJ-90
medium-yield warhead in the other): ‘I didn’t <BEEP>ing do nuthin!’