Cat Or Dog

Subject: Re: Cat or Dog….
From: Donald Welsh
Newsgroups: rec.humor.oracle.d

In article Justin L Croonenberghs wrote:

I was thinking of getting a pet, and I am stuck between cat or dog.
While a dog is loyal, obedient and intelligent, a cat is spiteful,
willful, hates you, and doesn’t seem to understand when you point
at a bowl of food.

But then, I like pain. What should I do?

Get a cat, and bathe it frequently.